Thursday 30 July 2009

JOYS OF WORKING FROM THE KITCHEN TABLE


YOU GET TO WEAR WHAT YOU WOKE UP IN ALL DAY

AND I GET TO COLOUR CO-ORDINATE WITH MY WELL WOMEN PACKAGING

HAD A BITCH FIGHT TODAY

NEW NAILS READY FOR FRI!!!




JUST FOR YOU SHARMA
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Monday 27 July 2009

MY LIFE IS MY BOOK

As i have mentioned i am designing a book, it has taken over my life!!!!
I dream about it, i have urges when i am out raving to rush back home and flip open that laptop and start changing typefaces and all that jazz!!!!!
It is hard to have creative days when you are just not feeling it, but today was a good productive day.
Here is one of the spreads i designed.... I liked today

just one of them days























one of them CRACK WHORE days, c'mon we all have em.
You can't look good all the time ;)
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CUTE AND SUPER BROOOOOOODY

It may be my age, but at the moment i am feeeling soooo broooooody!
Sooo many people i know seem to be getting up the duff, it must def be an age thing.

Ummmmhhhh pretty scary, the thought of there being a lil baby jenny.
Can you imagine, versace baby grow, gold Kickers and a big Elizabeth Duke necklace.
Maybe i suppress my urge to pop one out by getting a cute pet


umh dog or cat???
x

DAN CAME OVER

HE WAS DRESSED UP TO THE NINES, HE SHOWED HIS SERIOUS SUB, TOOK US FOR A SPIN, WE PICKED UP A KEBAB, TURNED ON HIS BASS EQUALISER TSHIRT AND THEN WE WERE ALL SET TO GO TO THROW SOME SHAPES TO THE MAIN MAN OUZOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!


















































































































































































THEN IT WAS 5AM TO BED, YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWN
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TRUE

TONE OF VOICE AT ITS BEST

BACK TO THE OLD SKOOL

i really like





























this album, and no it's not cause of his looks!!!
It is bangin' honest!

CHECK HIM OUT FOR YOURSELF
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DEFINATELY ON THIS ONE



Gotta see what the badman of UKG is gonna play, I'm sure he be having collar (rugby shirt style) popped to a few classics!

MONDAY MORNING INSPIRATION

I found this artist and i am sooo happy i did!!!
It is soooooo me!! and captures everything i love





Here is a bit about the artist
Consumerism becomes the new belief system in Ji Wenyu’s color and detail saturated images. Revolution, market economy and art history are alienated and stripped of their original meaning. In his emblematic paintings, Ji Wenyu contrasts communist propaganda imagery of workers and peasants in heroic poses with Western brand-name product logos. Here, political propaganda enters new alliances with Western marketing’s promises of happiness, which the artist (not without irony) holds up against the public of a radically changing China. By juxtaposing images and iconographies of the stereotyped oriental and the assumed occidental, Ji Wenyu questions the politics of cultural representation. Ji Wenyu’s universe is full of surprises and references to both political occurrences and cultural productions, focusing on the precise distortion of today’s spectacle society. De-contextualization enables the artist to take a humorous stand, as if to attempt a hyperrealism that surpasses the reality of the daily lives we lead in the midst of detached floating images. Irony is key to Ji Wenyu’s work. Between the use of mimesis, critical distance and narrative, Ji Wenyu’s work achieves a rare balance between surrealism, pop and precision. Revisiting the dichotomies of modernist painting, he manipulates the boundaries between figure and ground, to produce an intense and comic baroque kitsch universe.

Refusing to bind himself to a single medium, he seems to consider art as an exploration of strong imagery, humorous intelligence and formal precision. This suggests a true integration of art into the everyday life represented by his expressive multiplicity and eclectic approach. In his images and amorphous sculptures, created in collaboration with his wife Zhu Weibing, Ji Wenyu blends ingenuous and aesthetic objects that make his works so compelling.

Ji Wenyu was born in Shanghai in 1959. He graduated from Shanghai Art and Craft School, Decoration Department and Light Industry College in 1980 and 1988, respectively. Ji Wenyi has participated in numerous exhibitions including HyperDesign, Shanghai Biennale, Shanghai Art Museum (2006), Here the Scene is Better, H-Space ShanghART Gallery (2006), Dressing Up before Going Out, Museum 52 (London, 2006), Infinite Painting, Villa Manin - Centre for Contemporary Art, Passariano, Codroipo (Udine, 2006), Original, Shanghai Original Art Center (2004) and Money and Value, the Last Taboo, Expo 02 (Switzerland, 2002).

Tuesday 21 July 2009

HOW EXCITING!!!!


CANNOT WAIT TO SEE THE FINAL RESULT!!! AFTER ALL SHARMAS HARD WORK I AM SURE IT IS GONNA BE BANGIN' HERE'S TO THE FUTURE!!!!!

FROM YOU TO ME




"I Wouldn't Have It Any Other Way"

I should be standing at the bar
Waving a ten pound note around
But I sit here on the sofa at my girl's house
I should be chatting shit as I'm nubbing out another snout
But I'll roach a spliff watching the TV for now

I should be watching the fruit machines
For which one will pay out
But I sit on the sofa at my girls
Any how

I should be legging it from a cab
Like a mad little lout
But I'll roach a spliff watching the TV
Throughout

I know I never tell her
But every single day man
I'm always thinking loads about her
She's the best thing that ever happened to me
And I don't know what I'd do without her

I should actually go out and about
Flip some beer mats
Instead of sitting her at my girls gaff
Because all I seem to do is sit in this habitat
Just roaching a spliff, watching the TV and that

And the TV at my house is a bit broken on the back
So I use my girls TV to watch the match
Yeah, I might head out later
To get off this beaten track
Of watching the TV, roaching up
On the same old mat

I know I never tell her
But every single day man
I'm always thinking loads about her
She's the best thing that ever happened to me
And I don't know what I'd do without her

But on second thought
I won't do shots
No, I think I'll sit on the sofa
And eat my TV meal
I would actually much prefer to just sit here and chill
Roaching a spliff, watching East Enders or the Bill
Because basically I love her
And I love being here still
And I love sitting on the sofa
With my girl
For real
I don't want to knock my mates
But there it's the same old drill
Roaching a spliff and watching the TV is my will

I know I never tell her
But every single day man
I'm always thinking loads about her
She's the best thing that ever happened to me
And I don't know what I'd do without her

No fuck that
I might ask my mates where they'll be drinking
From the sofa, giving them a ding
Tell them
I will go three's on that gram
Later on this evening
Instead of roaching a spliff, watching the TV again
And then go out whilst back at her's
She does her thing
Sitting on the sofa at her end
But as I watch the big screen
I know I will quite miss
Me and her roaching a spliff
Watching the TV again

I know I never tell her
But every single day man
I'm always thinking loads about her
That's exactly what I'm talking about
She's the best thing that ever happened to me
I wouldn't have it any other way
I'll tell you this
And I don't know what I'd do without her
I know I never tell her
There's a whole world out there
But every single day man
A whole world
I'm always thinking loads about her
She's the best thing that ever happened to me
But do I give her
Do you know what I mean
And I don't know what I'd do without her
There's a whole world out there

I've got one packet
Of rizzler over there
but it's nearly run out
I've got bits of cigarette
All over the place
Mmmmhmmm
The clipper needs a shake
The ashtray needs emptying
But I wouldn't have it any other way
I said I wouldn't have it any other way
I said I wouldn't have it any other way
I wouldn't have it any other way
I wouldn't have it any other way
I wouldn't have it any other way
I wouldn't have it any other way
oooohoooo
No I wouldn't
No I wouldn't

I said the ashtray needs emptying
I said the clipper needs a shake

But I
Need the same thing as yesterday
Hey hey
Ho ho
I wouldn't have it any other way
I wouldn't have it any other way